Saturday, February 05, 2005

Laughed for 10 minutes

Literally laughed for 10 mins. This everybody needs to see. Japanese TV show that is the strangest ever.... Go there ---

http://www.xxx-blog.com/index.php/2005/02/04/japanese_tv_is_the_coolest

Sunday, January 16, 2005

More flesh? Can YOU handle it?

Everyone wants to have sex. Just check the playboy video from the same site

http://www.xxx-blog.com/index.php/2005/01/14/fear_factor_nudes

I feel better already! Now, back to watching Fellini's "8 1/2", the most boring peace of black and white celluloid. I'll be back, whoo-hoo.

Saturday, January 15, 2005

Classics

Ok, I remember somebody said that classics are works that everybody admits to have read / watched / listened but in reality nobody would touch them with a ten foot pole. So should I feel boredom while watching classic works just to tick them off the list of great things to be done in life? Ugh.... I disgust myself with those thoughts. Somebody pass viagra... egh, I meant valium.

I just love her

Love Kylie Minogue. Love naked girls. Check Kylie's boobs on video.

http://www.xxx-blog.com/index.php/2005/01/14/kylie_for_friday

By the way -- Futurama kings are proud. I am the last Simpson standing, ever. Reiganomics did nothing to teach us, right?

I don't think so!

If there is a movement to change the constitution and elect Arnold Schwarzeneger the president of the USA, I am completely against it. I think Martin Sheen should be the next prez.

Friday, January 14, 2005

Naomi naked

Pictures and everything. This is one of the best blogs I read!
http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/000585.shtml

Dark Forces

And I'm thinking, will Star Wars 3 be shit? Of course it will. Good thing I was born recently enough not to feel emotional attachment and a sense of teary nostalgia about it.

Thursday, January 13, 2005

Pornloads

This is seriously the largest sex log ever! Go and click Watchersweb to see amateur hardcore with bored wifes. Classic

http://www.fleshbot.com/sex/straight/amateur/index.php

Thursday, January 06, 2005

I hate fast foods

Fast food needs to be outlawed. Period.

Wednesday, December 22, 2004

Team America Geopolitics

We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes. Assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck a asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate. And it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves. Because pussies are a inch and half away from assholes. I don't know much about this crazy crazy world, but I do know this. If you don't let us fuck this asshole we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit.