Paris Hilton

I'd fuck her! Should I feel ashamed? Paris Hilton kicks ass!!! Paris Hilton kicks ass!!! Paris Hilton kicks ass!!! Paris Hilton kicks ass!!! Paris Hilton kicks ass!!! Paris Hilton kicks ass!!! Paris Hilton kicks ass!!! Paris Hilton kicks ass!!! Paris Hilton kicks ass!!! Paris Hilton kicks ass!!! Paris Hilton kicks ass!!! Paris Hilton kicks ass!!! Paris Hilton kicks ass!!! Paris Hilton kicks ass!!! Paris Hilton kicks ass!!! Paris Hilton kicks ass!!! Paris Hilton kicks ass!!! Paris Hilton kicks ass!!! Paris Hilton kicks ass!!! Paris Hilton kicks ass!!! Paris Hilton kicks ass!!! Paris Hilton kicks ass!!!

Paris Hilton for president! She'd have no trouble finding Osama, I bet. She has resources, she's rich, she's beautiful, she's intelligent (in a strange way). I'd fuck her any time of night, right! She's an excellent cook and she has a right look! Oh yeah, she spins like a hook!

Me, me, me

20 years old. No job. No money. Free internet at my mom's. Occasional sex with hotbodies. Sometimes I get drunk. Sometimes I snort some coke. I steal, I try to earn a living working on the Internet as a... ehm.. freelancer. I am quite happy, actually. I love to travel, but can't afford to. I am a nice guy doing all the wrong things. I want to get connected with people on a deeper level, but feel like Michael Jackson - the wacky misunderstood paedophile :).

I'd love to get involved in politics, I think my scheming nature will do well in this endeavour. I'm not desperate yet - hell, 20 years old is pretty young and with the advent of nanotechnology I might even live forever (don't lie to yourselves - we all want to). I love Bush Jr., he's a nice guy, just like me. I want to start a war, a small one. I want to be remembered, I want to be loathed.

And anyway, people express hate so easily these days, it would not be difficult to start a fire. IMHO.